Issue #1 · a pump.fun original

What is ?

isn't a symbol of progress or a beacon for those who think ahead. It's literally just two dogs wif capes. Two bull terriers. Two capes. One mask. Zero plan.

I guard this hallway.

Did somebody say snacks?

Meanwhile in a hallway wif a beige wall...

Psst. Click the picture.

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Before: two dogs in a hallway. After: the same two dogs but now you can hear the theme music. Drag the handle and see for yourself.

  • ✓Literally two dogs
  • ✓Literally wif capes
  • ✓Fair launch on pump.fun
  • ✗Not a symbol of anything
BeforeAfter

The origin story

Five panels. No tragic backstory. No radioactive anything. Just a box that came in the mail.

The big one got the cape and the pointy ears. He has not blinked since.

I am very serious.

2

The small one got the mask and the green tights. He thinks this is the best day of his life.

Is it walk time?

3

Somebody took one photo. The internet did the rest.

4

Tonight they patrol the trenches of pump.fun. They do not fight crime. They mostly sit. But they sit together and that is more than most coins can say.

To be continued

Secret identity files

Top secret

The Cape

also known as the big one

Role
Stares into the distance
Power
Sits so seriously that people stop talking
Weakness
The vacuum cleaner
Catchphrase
A long and meaningful silence

The Mask

also known as the loud one

Role
Moral support and snack detection
Power
A smile that cannot be turned off
Weakness
Cheese
Catchphrase
Is it walk time?

Get wif the best

We ran the numbers. There were not many numbers.

Runner up

Dog wif no cape

good choice

  • Is a dog
  • No cape
  • No mask
  • Cannot patrol a hallway
Winner

Two dogs wif capes

· best of the best

  • Two dogs
  • Two capes
  • One mask and two pointy ears
  • Fair launch on pump.fun
  • Literally two dogs wif capes
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Third choice

Cape wif no dog

???

  • Not a dog
  • Is a cape
  • Just laundry
  • Nobody to pet

Coming issues

Six issues are planned. Click an issue to send the patrol there.

A direction and not a promise. The dogs can not read and they did not sign anything.

The reviews are in

Real af
they took two dogs and put capes on
anon wif cape
Fake af
I don't get it
nocaper

Variant covers

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